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Things Your Mom Says on a Regular Basis: Holiday Edition

In between her finals care packages, text messages, and holiday cards sent she has time to grace you with some more nuggets of wisdom.

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Things Your Mom Says on a Regular Basis: Holiday Edition

Your mom is going to be there for you no matter what, even if you get in a fender bender on your way to buy Christmas gifts. She will love you unconditionally and tell you to calm down and go buy a coffee before you get back on the road. It is just who she is, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

  1. “Turn it to 312 Hallmark has their Christmas movies on.”
  2. “We are out of data. Turn everything off.”
  3. “Who are you texting so much? I am right here.”
  4. “Have you made your Christmas list yet?”
  5. “I am not getting you another one of those.”
  6. “You have plenty of clothes with the tags on them.”
  7. “Lets watch Elf.”
  8. “I have Santa’s White Christmas Coffee, want a cup?”
  9. “I am getting matching Christmas pajamas for everyone.”
  10. “We are decorating the tree thanksgiving night. Don’t make plans.”
  11. “Will you help me with me dining room table?”
  12. “Would you like potato soup for Christmas Eve?”
  13. “It is never too early for Christmas music.”
  14. “It is quality not quantity.”
  15. “Make a new friend.”
  16. “Be the bigger person.”
  17. “Think about what you are saying.”
  18. “Say what you mean.”
  19. “Mean what you say.”
  20. “It is that time of year.”
  21. “Can you run to Walmart for me?”
  22. “Where is my debit card?”
  23. “You are off for a whole month right?”
  24. “Do you have a puffy jacket?”
  25. “Does Santa need to bring you one?”
  26. “Be sure to bundle up you still have to go to class.”
  27. “Do you have fleece lined leggings?”
  28. “You know it is that time of year, Cuties are back.”
  29. “Are you taking your vitamins?”
  30. “Do you need some more Airborne? It is flu season.”
  31. “Have you gotten your flu shot?”
  32. “Do you have Lysol wipes? Be sure to wipe your doorknobs.”
  33. “Sleep tight.”
  34. “I love you more.”
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