Things You Said You Would Do As A Parent

23 Things You Said You'd Do When You Grew Up And Became A Parent

Because the best parent, is a child, wanting to be a parent.

In collaboration with Sahiti Gellala, Mitali Bidkar, and Sophia Cherribi

1. "I'd never make my kids eat vegetables."

2. "In fact, if they wanted to, they could eat candy and ice cream at every meal."

3. "I'd buy my kids whatever they want from Toys R Us." (RIP)

I can't be the only one that went through the aisles and aisles of dolls thinking of how I'd spoil my daughter one day.

4. "My kids won't have to go bed at 8:00pm."

Because I'm not sleepy *yawns*.

5. "I wouldn't yell at my kids like that."

6. "If my kids are watching TV, I wouldn't make them turn it off after an hour."

Binge-watching habits should be cultivated early.

7. "I'd buy my kids a Nintendo DSi."

8. "I'll let my kids play with their friends whenever they want."

9. "I'm getting my kids phones when they're 10 years old." (That definitely isn't happening.)

10. "I'll let my kids sleep in until whenever they want."

11. "My kids can binge watch Netflix and play Fortnite until 2 A.M. everyday."

Ref. to listicle point 6.

12. "Making my kids do chores? What? That's never going to happen."

13. "My kids will never have to brush their teeth before going to bed."

Hello, cavities!

14. "I'd make my kids' beds everyday, they'd never have to even worry about it."

Why can't magic exist in real life?

15. "I'd let my kids have all the ice cream, cake, and other junk food their hearts desired, all day, everyday."

16. "I'd never force my kids to read books."

17. "I would never scream and be that paranoid parent when my kids start driving."

18. "Overnight school trips wouldn't even be a question; I'd encourage my kids to go."

19. "I'll never compare my kids to others."

20. "I will let my kids have their phone as long as they want and not take it away once it's 10 P.M."

21. "My kids will have the freedom they deserve."

22. "I would never yell at my kids if they get a few bad grades. A few Cs never hurt anyone."

23. "But most of all, I'd make sure my kids are taken care of and know they are loved. Because even though there are some things I would do differently from Mom and Dad, this is one thing that will always remain constant."

We love you moms and dads everywhere, and we hope we can do as good of a job as you when we become parents.

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This past weekend I saw the movie of the life time, Avengers Endgame. It was the culmination of 10 years in the making and no there will not be any spoilers in this piece of writing. I however noticed the same trends that occurred each time I went to the movies. The I saw the same people, however they were just in different bodily forms. When my eyes were not glued to the screen out of sheer anxiety and thrill, I managed to catch a quick glance at the type of people that plague our good theaters.

To start off, there are always those people that are good people and don't disturb the movie experiences of others. These are the quiet people, the ones who keep their eyes on the movie and focus on nothing else. These are the people we should all aspire to be, with their bloodshot eyes from not blinking as to not miss a single moment of the movie. While I am not always the Eyes Glued To The Screen movie watcher, I can say with assurance that I am a somewhat follower of this rule. I think everyone should learn from these people.

Next comes the traditional On My Phone Like A Idiot in the movie movie watcher. This is by far the most annoying of all the people that come to a movie. Like I came to be entertained and I paid good money for this, I didn't pay 14 dollars and 31 cents to hear some girl gossip on her phone to her friend about how her boyfriend didn't bring her flowers or some middle aged man attempt to close a business deal while his kids were watching the movie. Either leave your business at home or for the courtesy of others, at least leave it outside the theater. No one brings me more anger than these people just because they don't know any common courtesy or manners.

If your at the movie, you might get hungry or thirsty so its normal for people to bring in some food, most typically being popcorn. This is fine and all but don't chew so loudly that it sounds like Jurassic Park to the person next to you. Or don't sip up your drink in such a way that it makes the people around you wonder how your mother raised you. I call this person, the Slurper. Just, be chill and watch the movie. At least your not like the On My Phone Like An Idiot where you're an inconvenience to the whole theater.

Movies are a great way to get distracted from the horrors that are our personal lives. They are solace for some people, giving us a place to escape from reality. So please, don't disturb the kind movie goers who just need a break from that relentless school, job, or even family. Just give them their peace. So sit down, turn off your cellphone, and enjoy the movie.

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