Why does your beard have so many patches?
Congratulations, You just pointed out the dumb parts of his face.
I think your friend is really hot. What do you think?
Ahem, Is it not enough that he's in the friend zone already? He's a heterosexual guy. He likes women! How is he suppose to know which guy is hot or not?
Why do you have long hair? Cut it, you have to look handsome and smart!
Okie Listen, Some guys like to have long hair at least once in their lifetime. As a matter of fact, we might get bald when we reach our 30s or even 20s. Please give us a break at least for a few months. Free the male hair! Live a little!
Don't cry, run or play like a girl!
First of all, This is really sexist. And you do not help but just deprive them off their self- esteem and self-confidence.
It's either your stupid best friend or me? Decide now!
Woah! Just never say that! Why do you wanna break a lifelong heterosexual bromance?
You're so dumb! (In public)
Okie, Yes, Guys can get pretty dumb sometimes. But, you got to understand that we are not conscious about the other half million things running inside your head. Besides, If a guy said the same to any girl, the latter would be judged in a different way. Not cool.
Why can't you be like him?
Not all men are the same! As a matter of fact, everybody is unique in their own way. Just because you can't have him. Don't make me like him. I got a different package!