If you attend the University of Pikeville, you know sure and well that there are some things you wish you could change. Here's a list of things that will never happen, but we wish they would.

1. The caf would serve us the food we actually pay for.

2. With that the caf would have a microwave in there so we can melt some cheese or heat up our cold food!

3. Also, the caf would have bagels and croissants next to the bread so we can make our deluxe breakfast sandwiches we so badly deserve.

4. Last complaint about the caf: LUCKY CHARMS WOULD NEVER RUN OUT.

5. Stove tops and ovens in all halls. Because we can only wish everyone is as responsible as we should be to deserve those.

6. Ski lift at the bottom of Kinzer hill all the way to the top of Page. We all dread that walk, let's face it.

7. Fraternity and sorority row

8. Alcohol would be allowed on campus for 21 year olds

9. The wifi would always work

10. Java would be open 24/7

11. We would have more bear bucks

12. Pets would be allowed on campus (puppies make everything better)

13. King-size beds

14. Tuition would be cheaper