11 Annoying Comments That Make Vegetarians Retreat Back To The Comfort Of Their Kale Infested Homes
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11 Annoying Comments That Make Vegetarians Retreat Back To The Comfort Of Their Kale Infested Homes

Because there really is nothing better then snuggling next a nice bowl of crispy kale as your favorite show comes on.

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Because there really is nothing better then snuggling next a nice bowl of crispy kale as your favorite show comes on.

1. "So like, you must really love vegetables, huh?"

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Really? Just because you eat meat, doesn't mean you love meat, right? Or maybe, I'm a vegetarian not because I love vegetables, but because I hate meat.

2. "So, are you gonna like, lecture me on why I shouldn't eat meat?"

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Sure. Because I know, whatever my answer is, it will not save me from your lecture on why I should eat meat.

3. "Are you one of those hipsters?"

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When you drink Starbucks or shop at Whole Foods I don't ask you this, so why do I hear this so much?

4. "Is it okay if I eat this *point to random piece of meat their eating* in front of you?"

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Honey. Yes, because I'm going to break out in tears or hives or whatever you think as soon as I see it. I've been living in the meat-eating world my whole life, so please, dine as you want.

"I tried to be vegetarian for a month, but I couldn't."

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Usually followed by "meat is too good." Honestly, what am I supposed to say to this?

*looks disgusted at your vegetarian meat* "Are you actually gonna eat that?"

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7. "Are salads all you eat?"

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Salads and quinoa bowls. Of course.

8. "This *insert any meat* is so good. You should have some."

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Kind of defeats the whole purpose, don't you think?

9. "Do you eat chicken? Beef? Bacon? *Insert every other meat*?

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Vegetarian. No. Meat.

10. "Wow. It must be impossible for you to gain weight"

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Oof. And definitely not true.

11. "As long as you aren't vegan"

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Woah. If you've said that about vegans, you've obviously said that about us.

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