Just for a bit of background information, I've had the pleasure of spending my summer working at a preschool summer camp. From the very beginning of June, I've been taking down quotes from the kids that have made me and my coworkers quite literally laugh out loud. I hope these quotes help cheer up your day or give you a long needed laugh because some of them are quite ridiculous.
"Repeated questioning is called pestering."
"I'm gonna grow up and be a pro Fortnite player like Ninja."
"Okay... So let me get this right. To play with an Ouija board you have to be eight years or older, to smoke you have to be eighteen and older and to drink you have to be twenty one and older... So I can summon Satan but I can't smoke?"
Giphy"My cousin is allergic to peanut butter, she also broke her collar bone."
"I don't like Jesus, he's annoying."
"I have problems even the doctor cant figure out."
Giphy"I literally eat concrete."
"Can you please just joke with us and say yes?"





















