Finals are hard, no one said they were not going to be. But they also always told us that there were more to life than just grades. So, why not skip studying this year? Please?
Sometimes it is hard to find things to do in your spare time, but plenty of things come to mind instead of sitting down to study my life away for a test my teacher already decided I would be failing. There is nothing wrong with letting go of the rest of your life, and trust me, there are plenty of ways to assure you throw away the past twenty weeks of work you have been doing. With that being said, here are a surplus of things you could do instead of studying this fall season.
Binge watch "Grey's Anatomy" and pretend that you are gaining surgical knowledge and could operate on command.
Cry watching videos of puppies and remember what it was like to have time for puppies. (Just kidding there is always time for puppies).
Tell yourself you need food because you have been working so hard and then spend four hours at the restaurant.
Go on a run. Because hey, it is just as important to be healthy as grades are.
Start looking up ways to get jobs without a degree.
Buy lottery tickets and hope for the best.
Give blood. You are helping the community and incorporating health class in the mix. Perfect.
Binge watch "House of Cards." (I gotchu boys.)
Go spend money you do not have. Half off sales, so worth failing your tests.
Lay on your floor and cry.
Remember the puppy videos and cry more.
Remember you have finals in a week and haven't started studying.
Cry again.
Fight with your mom about living off of their money for the rest of your life.
Convince your best friends to pay for you all the time so you can drop out.
Try on every tshirt you own and rank them in order of color.
Write a letter to the moon and ask the post office if they could send it for you.
Stress eat. Chick-Fil-A, Chipolte, Queso, Dairy Queen ice cream, Doritos, cookie dough, bread.
Listen to every Hannah Montana song there ever was invented.
Study the hair changes of Miley Cyrus.
Get yourself a radical hair cut.
Decorate a christmas tree after going out and finding your own tree to chop down.
Collect the change you find on the ground.
Play hide and seek with yourself in the mall.
Re- evaluate the fact you really messed up and cram the night before all your finals.
Fail out of college.
Apply to get a job and work there for a week and then quit.
Hitchhike and make new friends.
Go see every movie that is currently playing at your theatre.
Sob silently to yourself in your room (loud enough for your whole hall to hear).
