1. "Wow, you don't need water skis!"

Not that I've tried, but that seems really unsafe.

2. "You know what they say about guys with big feet, don't you?"

"They wear big socks."

Then I know there's that OTHER thing. To be fair, both responses to this annoy me to no end. There are certain things that you just don't talk about. I mean, I don't wanna talk about it, and frankly, I'm surprised you do.

3. "It must be difficult/expensive buying shoes."

Something my wallet and I are both painfully aware of.

4. WOAH, someone call a tow truck!"

The implication that your feet are as big as cars. Haven't heard that before (sarcasm).

5. "Act your age, not your shoe size." (Normally followed with a laugh.)

This is the only thing I will ever miss about being 15.