Having a roommate means saying a lot of very predictable things. Between watching the latest TV show or ordering enough food to feed a whole country, my roommates and I always have a good time doing it. We have a pretty standard list of things that are said in our room on a daily basis. Here are just a few…
1. Wait where are you going?
2. Ugh you have class???
3. Skip class and come cuddle.
4. Have you watched the new Bachelor?
5. We can watch the whole season right now.
6. Do you wanna order pizza… the calories won't count this time.
7. Wait you have A's? I need to work harder now.
8. I'll work harder starting tomorrow.
9. Tomorrow my diet starts.
10. Do you want to go work out?
11. No? Okay, tomorrow we have to.
12. Don't let me eat all day today, okay?
13. Okay fine but seriously after this bowl of ice cream…
14. I had a bad day, will you go get me food?
15. Do you want to split that?
16. It's okay I'll just pay for both of us because I want it.
17. Lets go to Sonic right now.
18. Is sonic even open its midnight?
19. I want to go out tonight will you please put on pants and come with me?
20. Will you at least pretend like you want to be going out right now?
21. Ily x a milli.





















