Coffee addicts come in all shapes, sizes and orders. Some of us opt for the fancier macchiatos, lattes, or cappuccinos while others keep it simple with americanos, cold brew, or the OG dark roast. Whatever your order and whatever your coffee shop of choice there are a few things that all coffee drinkers can relate to.
1. Leaving for class early so there's enough time to get coffee.
You know exactly what time to get to the coffee shop so there won't be a line and at exactly what time you need to leave to get there in time.
2. Mornings when you're running late but get coffee anyways.
Yup, class starts in two minutes, but I'm still gonna wait on this five minute line because I simply cannot survive without it.
3. Having your third cup at 3 p.m. while all of your friends judge you.
Whatever, guys (sips coffee).
4. Trying to pay attention in class when you haven't had any coffee.
Is anyone understanding this? What is the professor even saying? Wait, what class am I even in? Gosh, I can't wait to get some coffee once this is over.
5. When Starbucks says they're out of cold brew.
Sure, I'll take the normal iced coffee, thank you. No, no, it's alright I guess.
6. That moment that the caffeine hits you and you can be a full functional human.
Ah, yes, hello! I can see clearly now, the coffee has hit.
7. Your answer people ask you if you can survive without coffee.
Trust me, you wouldn't want to see me try.
8. You before you've had your coffee.
Your friends have learned to tread gingerly in the mornings before you've had your coffee.
9. Walking into the coffee shop and seeing that the line is super long.
I have so much to do today and it'll never get done if I don't have my coffee.
10. When someone tells you they don't drink coffee.
How? That's my only question. How?
11. Feeling like a celebrity when the barista remembers your order and name.
Yes, yes. Thank you! Here's my gold card.
12. When the cute barista gives you a discount.
Oh -- hey, there, cutie.
13. Realizing you have a coffee problem.
Is three cups a day not normal? Is going to Starbucks more than once a day a problem?
14. Not really caring and continuing your love affair.
Eh, so what if it is? This is my life and I'm livin' it.
