Hey, what are you doing? You're at work, you're not supposed to open this article. But, since you did, I'll justify the click by delivering what I promised: hot, sexy and topless photos.

1. This Hot, Sexy, Topless Mustang

Now that's sexy. Expert photographer Jess McSimmiltude designs her shots so well.

2. This Pringles Can Is Taking It Off Just For You

Though captured by an amateur photographer, this image really makes a guy think about how to get every top in the nation off! In 2008, Pringles sponsored an advertising campaign called "Chips Out, Nips Out," which encouraged amateur photographers to send in their work. The beauty above was the $2,000 third-prize winner.

3. This Voluptuous Man

Oh, now that's just too real. That man is literally missing his top. His name is Carlos Rodriguez and he works in the editing department at the Odyssey. He probably thought it would be funny to hijack my article and put a picture of himself in here. Very funny, Carlos.

4. This Top Isn't Top-less!

And that's just a top! What has happened here? I think this has gotten out of hand. Look Carlos, whatever cruel things I've said to you in the past, I apologize. I would feel too guilty if I let this keep eating away at my brain. But enough about the ugly behind-the-scenes here at the Odyssey, let's get back to the sexy topless goodness that brought you here.

5. This Picture Is A Little Something For Everyone

Eh, close enough.