Everybody and their sister with a pulse enjoys a good darty. If you don't know by now, then you need a one way trip to Chernobyl. Whoever or whatever is left in that Russian town; I'm sure they know what it takes to get weird. The point is a good dartier darties all year round no matter what that whore mother nature brings. Tornado's, hurricanes, earthquakes, blizzards, even a damn mudslide are just extra ingredients to what would make a darty worth getting out of bed for.

People who darty only when the sun shines are soft and should be terminated immediately. Blizzards are one of the many privileges that can occur for my sake of going to school in Naperville, Illinois. Being under the influence before noon under a heavy snow fall shows heart and passion for what you do. There is no better feeling in the world than crushing beer pong after crushing mixed drinks and Busch Lattes from morning to night. Darties-to-parties build character. Yeah I'm not saying I have anything against dartying under the big red planet, but why limit yourself? I love the sunshine, warmth, and half-naked coeds just as much as Kanye loves Kanye but living up in Northern Illinois; it only comes two out of the four seasons. I'm no math magician but the last time I checked that's only fifty percent. Having that said.. having a darty in the other two seasons such as Fall and Winter is allowed! There is no rule in the book that says you can't! Why wouldn't you want to participate in regretful choices and bad decisions throughout all four seasons? Darties are what keep us sane through our college years and even beyond! I can't imagine a life or even a single weekend without darties. So the next time some punk says anything about it not being "darty season", scissor kick them to the throat and they are not to be respected.

You might be thinking to yourself "wow this guy really takes his dartying seriously" and you bet your sweet ass I do.. at the end of the day, it's just one big booze-fueled blur that I can't get enough of.