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The Ten Guys You Find On Tinder

Swiping Left Should Be A Workout

Elizabeth Streber
Jun 07, 2016
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The Ten Guys You Find On Tinder
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Tinder is the place you go when you've lost all hope in ever finding true happiness in person. If you have ever had a Tinder and are interested in guys, you have come across these gems that make your swiping either a joke or miserable.

1. The guy with girls in his pictures.

I do not care if that is your cousin or sister, we don't know that when we are swiping away. It makes us think that you're taken and you're just trying to cheat on your girlfriend. Automatic swipe left, no need to read your bio.

2. The really creepy old guy.

This doesn't even need an explanation, just bye.

3. The "not sure which guy you are" guy.

If every picture is you with all your other male friends and I cannot tell which is the constant, I will politely swipe left.

4. The one who just wants sex guy.

Yea I know this is Tinder and what it's main purpose is, but that does not mean I want you to creepily ask me to have sex with you.

5. The one with no pictures at all guy.

I just don't understand how you expect anyone to swipe right to you if you're just a white figure with a blue-grey background.

6. The model guy.

Where you can tell someone professionally took these Tinder pics for his profile. You of course swipe right, but he just asks you to follow him on Instagram, and doesn't follow back.

7. The "I'm totally using my animal to get you to swipe right" guy.

I know you're just putting your golden retriever puppy in your first picture to get swipe rights. It worked, but I know what you're doing.

8. The showing off all your stuff guy.

Honestly, we don't care that you own three cars, the only way we care is if you're going to pay for our college tuition. Other than that, bye.

9. The "never paid attention to you in high school" guy.

Yea, I know I look better than I did in high school and I am still going to wipe right, but just know you're annoying.

10. The normal guy.

Bless you and your heart for being normal on a sight full of very weird and creepy men. You deserve all the Grammy's.

Tinder can be fun and you can even meet your soulmate on it. But you'll come across many swipe lefts and swipe rights gone wrong before you get that zing. May the Tinder god be with you on this journey.

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