When the heat of the fall semester approaches that means one thing for sorority girls -- time for semi-formal! Whether it is semi-formal, crush, or formal it means that the pressure is on. The clock is ticking until the list for dates is due. The list that makes your single life a bigger joke than it already is. Why take a girlfriend when you could possibly take your future husband?! That just means you need to find your future husband first and ask before anyone else does or he makes plans. Good luck. After finally finding that one suitor to go with you, the stress continues. Trying to find the perfect dress is a nightmare of its own, since no one seems to be your exact size to borrow from. Date functions can be such magical events, yet also such a struggle. The lovely cast of "Mean Girls" is here to show the struggles:
1. You want to ask your guy friend but you know he secretly loves you and will say no
It's impossible to go as just friends right?
2. You find out your potential date is a sister’s ex and well, we all know that won’t end pretty…
Even if you did hook up with him once....
3. So you think to ask your old hook-up buddy
The answer will always be yes, stay clear my friend.
4. Then you look at the list and it is quickly filling up so you are sitting here like
How can SHE get a date and I can't?!
5. There is always that one guy who seems to troll HARD to go
Like chill bro, someone will take you, don't worry.
6. So you finally get the courage to nervously ask that cute boy in your class 
Just do it, do it.
7. But it comes out like word vomit
You're just praying he doesn't have secondhand embarrassment
8. BUT CUTE BOY SAYS YES AND ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD
Time to unleash happiness but must remain cool.
9. During the midst of all of this panic, you manage to find a date for a sister
You better be beyond thankful for my services.
10. Opening your closet to find that you have ZERO acceptable new dresses so time to borrow/buy
No one wants to be an outfit repeater am I right ladies?
11. Looking in the mirror after you finish getting ready like
You know you are a 10/10, don't worry.
12. At the function, every seems to be a little too into their dates
No one wants to see you getting it in.
13. But then some rando seems to get a little too into your date
Girl Code = BROKEN.
14. And when you return home later that night, heels in hand, your roommate has the nerve to ask:
All you want to do is climb into bed and eat pizza and never talk about it.
And after the function is over, you have a few months to look forward to the next one!!
