Many people who know me, say the same couple of things to me no matter who they are. One of the most common things is, "Where the hell did you get those things?" (referring to my breasts).
Big boobs are honestly a curse. There is nothing and I mean nothing, good that comes from them.
You can't wear anything.
You are either busting out of something to where it looks like lava flowing out of a volcano or you are smothering them and it looks like they are suffocating and begging to be set free.
Wearing a simple tank top makes you look trashy because the possibility of side boob sticking out is incredibly high.
Sports bras are worn on a regular occasion because they support much better than a normal bra. If they're really big, some people know the struggle of doubling up on sports bras.
Even a classy shirt looks seductive because you just can't hide those puppies.
Strapless bras? Forget it. They don't work with big boobs.
On that note, neither do strapless bikini tops.
Oh, bras in general, once they get to a certain size, you have to go to specific stores just to find one that'll fit you.
People stare and I mean blatantly stare and look at you like its your fault that god gave you these giant things.
They can affect your workouts. I don't know about you ladies, but when I'm trying to do a sit up, they are smacking me in the chin. It makes something like that a little complicated.
Don't get me started on running. Those things flap around more than four-year-olds on a trampoline for the first time.
Some people are even as forward as to poke them and ask if they are real. When I was 16 I thought that was strange. Yes lady, I went and got huge knockers on my 16t birthday, how'd you know!?
Some other common questions:
"If I poke them with a needle, will they pop?"
"Do they hurt your back?"
"Where did those come from?"
Dinner conversations also tend to be a little awkward when they are centered around trying to pinpoint which family member you inherited your big boobs from.
It's just awkward in general when your dads and brothers are talking about your boobs.
You wonder why people would ever want to burden themselves by getting boob jobs and focus on how you will get a reduction later in life so your back doesn't hurt like hell for once.
You're not alone!
