Capricorn
Brenda
Brenda's kids are both in band and makes sure everyone else has cheese and crackers on the band trips. When another mom told her, "You know everyone has a packed lunch?" Brenda replied, "Well EXCUSE ME for making sure everyone is fed." Then proceeded to throw the remaining cheese crackers out the window going 77 miles per hour.
Aquarius
Tiffany
Tiffany depends solely on her 15-year-old daughter for fashion advice. She once bought the same shirt as her daughter, Jessica, and Jessica subsequently burned said shirt. Last month she spent $400.00 on her nail fund but will scream, "MONEY DOESN'T GROW ON TREES YOU KNOW?" when someone leaves a light on.
Pisces
Beth-Anne
Beth-Anne does NOT wear color contacts so stop asking her about it.
Aries
Meredith
Meredith is known as the one to "stir the pot" at all the PTA meetings. She isn't afraid to tell it like it is to anyone even though she has no authority in the school. She will also pick her oldest daughter up from high school any time she has a headache.
Taurus
Cathy
Cathy is an active member of the church but always has a migraine on Sunday mornings. She owns 30 pairs of Tori Burch sandals and they are all animal print. Her deepest secret is that she has a tattoo of an infinity symbol on her butt.
Gemini
Donna
Donna has hosted every single one of her daughter's Girl Scout sleepovers. She has an ice cream sundae station and provides everyone with their own tent in the basement. She also bought 900 boxes of Thin Mints so her daughter, Claire, could win a prize and have bragging rights.
Cancer
Lisa
Lisa has redone her living room every two months based on what she pins on her Pinterest board. She also tried to DIY everything but it didn't work and she got overwhelmed and hired someone to do it. Her favorite song is "You're Beautiful," by James Blunt.
Leo
Helen
Helen will walk up to your daughter and tell her that her daughter is better. She's been trying to perfect the hair bump for five years and still just can't get it right. She doesn't have a son, but if she did she would name him "Kaydnn."
Virgo
Valerie
Valerie would rather her son not play at all than have him play JV as a sophomore. She claims he is being scouted but has no evidence to support this. Her only source of nutrition is Diet Coke and Special-K cereal bars.
Libra
Kimberly (NOT Kim)
Kimberly is the snack mom that brings celery and V8 juice to the kids. She is constantly stressed despite going to yoga five times a week. She just recently decided she wouldn't put chemicals in hair and threw out all the non-organic soaps and bought the soap that costs $10.00 for a 5oz bottle. Worth it.
Scorpio
Monica
Monica watched Blackfish and vowed to NEVER go to SeaWorld again but then still went a year later with her kids. She hosted a Matilda Jane party and when people didn't come she messaged them on Facebook asking why.
Sagittarius
Holly
Holly's only source of income is selling candles and soap from home. Although she still has a Facebook page called, "Holly's Candles and Soaps!" The font for her flyers is Comic Sans. For Christmas every member of her family and friends received soap or a candle.
