Justin Bieber’s latest music video for his hit "What Do You Mean" was released at the end of August, and already it is nearing 209 million views.
If you haven’t seen it yet, I’ve got one word for you: steamy.
In fact, it’s so steamy that if I were to lay this shirt on my computer screen while the video was playing, the wrinkles would vanish.
That's right, Justin. You take that shirt off.
Even the product placement is alluring.
Beliebers (i.e., his cult following) are going crazy over the video as expected. But even rational, intelligent people are publicly stating their approval:
It’s suspenseful. It’s glamorous. It’s hot.
But what it's not? Perfect.
Yes, one thing keeps this video from being four minutes and 57 seconds of utter perfection: his hair.
Although I'm nervous to ask, this extreme combover makes me wonder: Is he trying to hide a bald spot?
Or maybe he thought he was being stylish when he pulled his inspiration from Donald Trump and Miley:
Whoever styled Justin's hair ... "YOU'RE FIRED."
But maybe he didn’t even have a hairstylist. Maybe he fashioned a wig out of this rooster's mid-section:
Regardless of why the hair is there, or where the look came from, one thing is clear: It’s got to go quicker than the lady in the Detrol commercial.
Seriously, though, whatever happened to the luscious locks of the Biebster's youth?
OK, despite the rant, the video is worth a re-watch. Because -- let's face it -- 10 out of 10 would watch again... and again... and again.