So the first presidential debate is tonight! Should be fun! Or miserable. Either way, it should be quite an event. Want to spice things up and make it more interesting? Try this drinking game! Here are the rules:
We’re gonna keep things simple. One shot for something predictable the candidates might say, two shots for something less likely to happen and three for an OH MY GOD moment.
One Shot Situations
Trump says:
“Let me tell you.”
“Believe me.”
“Not good, folks!”
“We’re gonna do it and we’re going to do it so quickly.”
“Big league!” (or “bigly”, whichever it sounds like to you)
“We have to figure out what's going on!”
“I have great relationships with the (insert ethnic/ religious group/nationality here) friends. They’re great people!”
“We’re so weak right now. We have to be tough!”
Hillary Clinton says:
“Here Donald (or Trump) goes again!"
"even Republicans X, Y and Z think Trump is crazy/wrong/ about ___"
“If we want to _____ we have to build bridges, not walls!”
"As president I will unite, not divide us."
something along the lines of "As president, I will make sure an economy works for all of us, not just Trump and his rich friends."
Other one-shot situations:
Clinton Mentions 9/11 and the fact she was a Senator from New York.
Trump mentions Benghazi, the emails or Clinton Foundation
Clinton talks about moving forward not moving backwards like Trump.
Clinton mentions Trump’s disparagement of veterans, women and minorities
Two Shot Situations
Trump says two of the combined of his signature phrases in succession. Example: “we’re gonna do X and we’re gonna do it so quickly. Believe me!”
Trump makes a face that looks just like an emoji.
Trump calls out Hillary for being the person that *really* started birtherism.
Clinton calls out Trump for exporting the production of his shirts, hats and other campaign products he's created over the years, in foreign countries, citing this as an example of his hypocrisy.
Three Shot Situations
Trump mentions Clinton’s appearance in any way.
Clinton mentions Trump's appearance in any way
Trump calls Hillary a name. Example: Lyin' Hillary.
Clinton laughs at something Trump says then Trump freaks out and says something crazy.
Trump mentions Bill Clinton’s extramarital affairs.
Clinton calls out Trump for being married three times.
Trump mentions The Wall (™) AND that Mexico will pay for it. (if he says "believe me" afterwards, you can stop the game.
