Don't say men are dogs, it's insulting to the dog.

1. Dogs don't mind showing affection in public

Your boyfriend may not want to hold your hand or kiss you on the cheek in front of his friends or people in general, but with a dog, they will always be more than happy to give you as many kisses as you can possibly handle!

2. Dogs are great listeners

"Let me tell you about this B*tch Amy at the office!" Your boyfriend will probably pretend to listen while playing the latest Madden or Call of Duty, but your dog will sit there attentively giving you the head tilt to make sure you know he does care that she stole your idea the big presentation you have tomorrow

3. Dogs don't care what you made them for dinner

Dogs will always be more than appreciative that you put food in front of them unlike Joe over there who is going to complain about how this chicken interferes with his meal prep diet

4. Dogs won't leave the toilet seat up

Well they don't even use the bathroom inside so simple enough.

5. Dogs will never complain about where you take them

Your dog is always going to be more than excited to tag along with you on your trips around town and they will never complain about your indecisiveness!

6. Dogs won’t ever complain about watching Grey’s Anatomy for the millionth time

If anything they are cheering Meredith on to find new love!

7. Dogs don’t mind if you are being needy and clingy

Dogs are always happy to be hugged and petted and loved on! You can even sleep on them without them complaining about their arm falling asleep

8. Dogs won’t judge you for eating an entire carton of ice cream in one sitting

They were probably cheering you on the entire time!

9. You don’t have to take your dog to meet your dad

Saves you many conversations with your boyfriend that your dad actually is not as scary as he seems to be.

10. Dogs will love you more than any boy ever could

There is no explanation needed for this one!