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The Kardashian Kids Ranked

The kids that give me hope for the next generation.

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The Kardashian Kids Ranked
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With the birth of the first Kardashian grandchild back in 2009, it seems like fans and viewers have been giddy with excitement every year there after with the anticipation of a new baby to gush over. Though the Kardashian sisters and the rest of their immediate family have their fair share of disapprovers and people who think they bring no substance or talent to the world, there's no denying that their kids are some of the best creations known to mankind.

So, here's my list of every Kardashian kid ranked, though I probably would place them all on the even playing field but life doesn't work that way and then there'd be no point to this article...

6. Dream Renee Kardashian

Known as the newest addition to the Kardashian family, Rob and Chyna's precious little girl was born just two weeks ago and already has about 600k followers on her verified Instagram account. Yes, she only just learned how to open her eyes and probably spends most of her time spitting up on things these days, but Dream already has a following much bigger than most of us will have in our lifetimes. Though she's at the bottom of the list, it's only because we just met the little tyke and need time to learn all that she's about and capable of. In due time Dream Renee; I believe in you!

5. Saint West

Saint is quickly approaching his first birthday in December, and parents, Kim and Kanye, have done a hell of a job keeping their son's first year under wraps away from paparazzi and the cameras of the family's hit TV show. We don't know a whole lot about Kim's youngest bundle of joy but what we do know is that Saint probably has the coolest name out of his cousins and sister. Saint West just sounds like the name of a high-end brand or a household name of a famous rapper or singer. Much like his cousin, Dream, we'll just have to see what this little guy's personality is all about.

4. Mason Dash Disick

Mason is the eldest of the bunch and the OG Kardashian kid that we watched completely grow up before our eyes on the family's reality series. He's an awesome big brother to his two younger siblings, as he enjoys playing with them and caring for them. Mason's also already got a pretty keen sense of fashion at the ripe young age of six. As old as I am, I actually enjoy seeing which outfit he's in next and use it as potential inspiration for the child of my own one day. Keep doing you Mason, because it's already working.

3. North West

This little diva earns her number three spot due in part to her sassy and outgoing attitude. Since the day she could speak, North West was already yelling, "no paparazzi!" to the camera men who stood across the street taking snapshots of Kim's eldest. She's always making faces and running in circles and fooling around with various other family members. This chick is clearly not one to mess with. I feel like the best description of North is that she could easily walk all over me with her little "Yeezy's", frilly tutu's and signature bun.

2. Reign Aston Disick

Reign is easily my winner of the "I am the cutest" award. Everything about him is just so sweet and adorable. He comes off as this very relaxed and "go-with-the-flow" kind of toddler. A 2-year-old who just wants to play with his own toys or lay on the couch and could care less about any of the problems that you may be going through in your life. I just want Reign with me throughout all hours of the day.

1. Penelope Scotland Disick

Penelope may be one of my favorite people ever to walk this planet. She is everything I hope my little girl will become one day. Pretty, sweet and cute as can be-- I think this child could do no wrong. From the tidbits we see of her on the show and the videos Kourtney and her sisters post of her on social media, everything that Penelope says is just downright amazing in her petite-high-pitched voice. From dressing up like a mermaid to singing her mom a sweet happy birthday song with homemade cupcakes when it wasn't even her birthday, I could just very easily take Penelope home and keep her as my own.

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