With the holidays literally right around the corner, we all know we are going home to a bombardment of questions:
How's school?
How are your grades?
Who is that boy/girl in your facebook pictures?
Why don't you wear actual clothes to class?
Why are you still asleep at 2 PM?
Are you on dope?
What are you doing with your life?
Why do you keep underwear and socks in your car?
The usual, we all know. Here are a few brutally honest answers you can give:
School, though a great privilege, makes me want to kill myself.
I have no idea what my grades look like because half of my professors do not use Blackboard or keep up with my grades.
That boy/girl is probably just a friend but on the off chance you are talking about my personal "friend," please refer back to the previous statement.
I wear my pj's to class because between working full time, being part of a college band, and being a full-time student, I sleep in between classes on the quad, Fight me.
I'm still asleep because I'm tired.
No, I do nothing illegal...
My life consists of school and trying to not kill myself.
I keep the basic needs in my car because I might actually sleep in my own room three times a week.
Instead of letting your family attack you, just be so brutally honest that it catches everyone off guard.
You're Welcome.
