Barney Stinson, aka, the all holy character we strive to be alike. He is quick-witted, sarcastic, and just down right hilarious. If you're a true 'How I Met Your Mother' fan, you have the knowledge of the infamous "Bro Code." Here is a list of the best and most ridiculous articles written in the Bro Code.
ARTICLE 2: "A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it."
ARTICLE 5: "You must never own a cat."
ARTICLE 7: "You are allowed to enjoy exactly one chick TV show and one chick flick. (Mine are Dawson's Creek and Love, Actually). You may have no more. And if you like Grease, well, we're already too late."
ARTICLE 15: "Don't tell other guys elaborate stories about your weightlifting exercise routine. No one cares."
ARTICLE 24: "When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o’clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped."
ARTICLE 41:" A Bro never cries. EXCEPTIONS: Watching Field of Dreams, E.T., or a sports legend retires."
ARTICLE 48: "A Bro should never, ever wear capri pants."
ARTICLE 96: "Bros must watch the movie WEDDING CRASHERS at least once a month."
ARTICLE 100: "A bro must never distract another bro while playing Guitar Hero."
ARTICLE 120: "A Bro always calls another Bro by his last name. EXCEPTION: If a Bro’s last name is also a racial epithet."
All in all, "suit up" or else, you're doing it wrong.
