At this point I am just as flabbergasted as you are.
Well the secret is out. Remember that one little piece of baggage that Nick was holding on to? She's gone, and in the most bizarre way I could have imaged. I'm not sure if Nick understand how "The Bachelor" works, he should I mean it's his FOURTH time around. Alas, I digress, sending her home before a rose ceremony is defiantly going too shake things up a bit.
Let's talk about the only thing that anyone really cares about right now, Corinne. Lets start with the very first thing she says "I've never been a bridesmaid, I guess I was just a natural born bride." She has known Nick for maybe a week and already her "dreamworld" would be marrying Nick, of course that's only because the are so in love.
We'll come back to her but for now lets take a minute to talk about the date. What a better way to kick off the season than by taking wedding photos, I could probably name a few. What's truly scary to me is how when the first batch of women arrive they storm through the door saying "Nick! Is he here???" Lord, let a group of girls come at me like that and I'm running the other way. I mean it's almost like a scene from the walking dead. Huh who knows, maybe he likes that.
While we are talking about the date lets talk about the photographer, Franco Lacosta. My man hyped up the girls in every shot. He was definitely something. I still believe this is a dress however I have been told that it looks like a romper (If we're being honest I am not up to date on the latest clothing lingo but its definitely a dress).
Corinne yet again proves that she is the girl you don't take home to meet your mom. America might hate me for this but honestly this chick is crazy! Corinne thought that she was the "sexiest bride" claiming that all the other girls were super covered up until she saw Brittney who was only wear a leaf, literally just a leaf covering her southern sectors.
I almost feel bad for Corinne. I mean she had to watch all these women take photos with Nick. It's almost as if they are on a television show where Nick has to narrow down from 30 ladies to a future wife. Bless her heart. She had to sit idly by as Nick kisses and flirts with someone else. She made up for all her sadness and anger by taking off her top and posing for some not-so-kid-friendly photos.
Corinne went on to interrupt Nick during his private time with other girls 3 times. She gets interrupted one time and acts like her life is ruined. What the heck is society teaching the women of our age. Seriously, like what is happening. Nonetheless what got me was the fact that she then gave a speech about why it's okay to interrupt people...
If it isn't clear yet, ABC is keeping Corinne to keep up the ratings. I guess we will have to just tough it out America. Maybe we can enjoy a few laughs along the way. Lets just hope that Ni sends her home before its too late. Tune in Monday night for the other half of week two.
PEACE OUT PLAYAS.
