A few days ago, I decided that I wanted to find something that sparked new article ideas. So I turned to Tinder. It has been an interesting few days. Hundreds of swipes and some awkward encounters later, here are the types of guys I found on Tinder:
1) The guy who has a hundred other people in every photo.
Who are you???? I don't have the time and energy to figure out which of you is in every photo. Why do you feel the need to not have a single picture of yourself? Does anyone swipe right? Is this a game of "Where's Waldo"?
2) The guy who has a can of beer in every photo.
And then claims he "doesn't go out a lot"???? Or he proclaims that his frat is his life.
3) The two kid, two baby momma, but swears there's no "drama" guy.
He loves his kids and promises that there isn't any drama, but you are a woman and you know that this is near impossible.
4) The swole guy.
He has "gym rat" written on his profile and every picture is a gym selfie. Claims that he spends the majority of his time in the gym. Searching for a soul mate: aka a gym partner.
5) The guy that doesn't belong.
Profile says he's 18, but really, he's 14 and should not have a Tinder, let alone a Facebook. Where are your parents?!
6) The guy that doesn't understand that the order of pictures matters.
If your dog is your first photo, then are you a dog or??? Honestly, if the first picture is not one of just you, do I even swipe right?
7) The guy that has pictures of children that aren't his.
He has to remind you a couple of times that the child(ren) IS NOT HIS. It's his [insert relationship to child here]. He probably has "Single. No kids." on his profile. His first message is, "Hey you're beautiful. Oh and don't worry, those aren't my kids. ;) "
8) The guy that loves to fish and hunt (and show it off).
He's all decked out in camo for every photo. He shows off a giant fish or has a photo of him holding a dead deer. Attractive.
9) The guy who misses Harambe.
#RipHarambe or anything Harambe related comes up 9 times out of 10 on Tinder. This is an automatic left swipe for you, ladies.
Whether you're on Tinder as a joke, to find your soulmate, casually date, or write funny articles like this, you will definitely run into these types of guys on Tinder.
