Frat parties: where the guys range from the one who knows all the lyrics to the one who's not even in the frat. After a serious amount of observation hours put in, I've compiled a list of the most common types of guys found at a frat party. It goes as follows:

1. The hottie who’s only visiting for the weekend. You meet him and wonder why he never comes out only to learn the answer being that he doesn’t go there. He goes to a different school, far far away. It’d never work; you’re just not really into the long distance thing.

2. The wanderer. He’s too “hydrated” to know what’s going on and doesn’t really talk to anyone. He has a friend named “the sitter” who’s also too hydrated and sits in a busy room because standing is just too much.

3. The guy who has no-comfort-zone. He introduces himself and proceeds to talk to you two inches away from your face. You step back and he steps closer. You’re left standing there thinking, what’s his end game here? Is he counting the number of my eyelashes or what?

4. The guy who asks your name 10 times. He’s way interested in learning your name but forgets it five minutes later when he asks again… and again. Sometimes you wonder, would he notice if I gave him a different name?

5. The dancer. He is jumping, flailing, waving, and booty bumping. He is just really feeling himself. There's a good chance he knows the lyrics to all the songs, too.

6. The frat star. You can smell how frat he is when you walk by him. I say walk by because you don’t talk to him. Ever.

7. The trifecta. He is hot, capable of holding a solid conversation, and if he’s not at the house, he’s studying at the library.

8. The talker. He’s typically found in a corner-like area. He can hold a grade A conversation, which is perfect for when you’ve lost your friends, whether it was to the bathroom or in the abyss that is elevated surfaces.

They really are a different walk of life.