The 7 Likeliest Places Donald Trump’s Horcruxes Are Hidden
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The 7 Likeliest Places Donald Trump’s Horcruxes Are Hidden

Avada Kedavra!

Travis Ouellette
Oct 09, 2016
Cape Cod, MA
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The 7 Likeliest Places Donald Trump’s Horcruxes Are Hidden
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Everyone has seen the trailers and commercials for the new movie from the Harry Potter World, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them which is coming out on November 18th. But only a week before, we get to choose are next president! So let's imagine that Trump is a Voldemort-like person with seven different Horcruxes. Here are the seven likeliest places that Donald Trump's Horcruxes are hidden:

1. North Korea

Back in May, Donald Trump was endorsed by North Korea. Why did this occur? Maybe because Trump trusts North Korea enough to keep something that can kill him over there.

2. Russia

Donald Trump has repeatedly backed Russia and asked the Russians to hack the DNC's mail server. Trump believes that Putin is one the most respected people in his country. However, this couldn't be further than the truth. Trump is starting to believe his own con.

3. Trump Tower - NYC

Trump Tower in New York City is practically Donald Trump's pride and joy. I wonder what would happen if we cut through the building with Gryffindor's sword? Would Trump be injured?

4. Wells Fargo

By now, we all know the situation with Wells Fargo, creating multiple accounts for people without their permission. Based on this we have to assume that Trump has a safety deposit box there, which some sort of Horcrux would be located.

5. His Taxes

There has got to be a reason that Donald Trump will not release his taxes. Maybe because they have a piece of his soul in it. If he does release his taxes, somebody better Avada Kedavra them.

6. Mike Pence (The Snake)

Lord Voldemort's number one sidekick was Nagini, his snake. So Donald Trump's sidekick would be Mike Pence, his pick for VP. The snake was the last Horcrux to be killed before Voldemort; would Mike Pence do the same thing?

7. Hillary Clinton (The Enemy)

You all know who Harry Potter is and Voldemort is his enemy. So you can make the comparison that Hillary Clinton has a Horcrux inside her. The only way to remove it is to get killed temporarily, just as Voldemort killed Harry temporarily. And he came back and killed Voldemort, just as Hillary needs to do with Trump.

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