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The 16 Ways SpongeBob Perfectly Describes Your Night Out

It's just too accurate..

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The 16 Ways SpongeBob Perfectly Describes Your Night Out

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS; the beloved '90s cartoon character who has always made us laugh. His reign as a famous sponge from Bikini Bottom will forever be embedded into the hearts of all millennials. Little did we know that watching a sponge cartoon dance with jelly fish, work at the Krusty Krab, and reek absolute havoc was just foreshadowing of our early twenties self. It's funny how such a innocent cartoon can be so accurate when it comes to a night out on the town.

1. When your best friend calls you up and says you're going into Boston for the night.

Ohh ohh ohh!

2. Looking in the mirror before you start getting ready.

Girls, we all know the feeling.

3. Finally finding the perfect outfit to wear.

It only took 2 hours and 45 minutes to plan it out.

4. Asking every friend if "I look okay?".

Because you have to have everyone agree.

5. The Uber arrives but you need one more drink!

Or seven..or a roadie?

6. You walk into the bar and all you wanna do is dance.

Girl don't kill my vibe.

7. You spot the first hot boy you have seen all night!

Cue the drooling.

8. Your dancing skills take a serious turn after a few tequila shots..

You are absolutely killing the dance floor.

9. You see underage girls in the club trying too hard.

Even though we were all "that girl" once..

10. It's time to leave and the random guy you met at the bar won't take a hint.

"Where's the after party?"..Bye!!!

11. You make it home still drunk and eat more food than you eat in a day.

Because mac and cheese has never tasted so good.

12. Your body hits your bed and you have never been more comfortable in your entire life.

It's like a cloud of happiness.

13.Morning comes and you're like..

Sandy...I need WAAATTTEEER.


14. You force yourself to eat something for breakfast to make you feel better.

So much regret in so little time..


15. Planning exactly what you are going to do with your hangover that day.

Is Netflix considered a plan?


16. Realizing tomorrow is Monday and you have so much work to do.

The biggest FML moment.

Unfortunately, our beloved '90s show was officially cancelled in late 2013. But in all honesty, the show hasn't really been the same in the last 5 or so years anyway. I feel bad for all of the 2000s kids (so weird to say) who didn't get the real SpongeBob experience. However, we veterans must show our appreciation to Stephen Hillenburg for the endless laughter and entertainment provided during our childhoods. We know that we can always count on SpongeBob to capture exactly how we feel before, during, and after a night out of drinking. Long live the adored fry-cook sponge, SpongeBob. "He was number 1!"



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