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The 11 Stages Of An All-Nighter As Told By 'The Office'

Because those wonderful people over in Scranton know how to get work done and meet deadlines.

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The 11 Stages Of An All-Nighter As Told By 'The Office'
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All-nighters. We have all been there and they suck. There are however 11 stages to each and every all-nighter. No one illustrates this better than the crew over at Dunder Mifflin Paper Company.

1. Oh god I forgot I have a paper due tomorrow. It's OK, I can get it done; I'll just have to stay up all night. It's fine though, really.

2. Wow, I don't know half of the words in this prompt. I wish I had actually gone to class more. Maybe then this would make sense.


3. What are you saying? You can do this! You're smart and beautiful, and people love you.

4. I am a genius; I'll go to the Internet to find some scholarly journals on my topic! *pulls up Wikipedia pages relevant to topic*

5. Wow, I'm kind of burnt out after all that work. Maybe some exercise will clear my mind.

6. Wow look at that. I'm almost halfway done and its only 2:30 a.m. Go me!

7. I deserve a break, plus it'll be the perfect time for a snack. What do I want? Hm, definitely something healthy so I can keep working on this paper but what should I — oh is that ice cream? Ice cream sounds good right now. You know what, I've worked hard; I deserve some ice cream.

8. Alright, now back to work. Let's just see where I left off. Wait, what the hell have I been writing? I don't think a single one of these sentences actually makes sense.

9. *Checks watch* Oh god it's already 4! Oh well, I just have to finish this now, who cares if it makes no sense. I know, I'll make sure to some key vocabulary words so when the professors inevitably skims my paper, they'll pop out. I mean she's not actually going to read, like, 40 of these is she?

10. OK, I just need about one more page, but I'm all out of information to write about. Maybe if I just start writing something will come to me.

11. Wow that is a beautiful sunrise. *checks watch* 7:45. Perfect, just enough time to print this off, go to class and turn it in. Wait, don't I have another paper due tomorrow for my other class? *checks planner* Oh joy, I do. Goodbye, library I'll see you in a few hours.

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