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The 11 Types of Guys You Find On Tinder

Tinder has a whole different world of men!

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The 11 Types of Guys You Find On Tinder
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So, I'm newly single and got convinced into joining the world of Tinder. Sounds exciting, right? Well.....sort of. Here are some of the common guys you'll find on Tinder, no matter where you are swiping from.

1. Your childhood friend.

You haven't seen this guy in years, but suddenly he isn't seven anymore and he's on a dating app. You know that if you can see his profile, he can see yours. So, if you don't swipe right it's like your entire childhood went to crap, and if you do they may think you have a long-time crush on them. Decisions, decisions!

2. The guy holding a fish.

Or the thirty+ guys holding fish. Really. Big. Fish. To the guys out there who might be reading this, no girl cares about your latest catch. Disclaimer: Just because you caught the fish doesn't mean you're going to catch the girl!

3. The guy posing with the dead deer.

Or turkey, or some other hunted animal. This applies to the same thing as the fish: girls don't really care about what you shot.

4. The guy who is pictured with a girl.

Seriously, you are on an app to meet girls/guys/whoever you are into. Don't make it conflicting to us who may want to swipe right because of the female on your arm! We are fairly certain that she isn't your sister, so swipe left to that one.

5. The guy who only has pictures up of him in a group.

What's even more conflicting is if it is the same group of guys, so you never actually know which male it is.

6. The guy who super-likes you.

If he's your type than great! But, more than half the time, he isn't. So you are stuck feeling like an ass who didn't swipe right on a guy who wasted his super like on you.

7. The guy with his dog/cat/pet.

Seriously, I'm the type of girl that will swipe right if you are holding your animal. Even if it isn't yours, you are doing everything right by showing off that cute little pet in your picture!

8. Your ex.

Luckily, I haven't come across this one yet. I'm really hoping I don't have to, either. But, it's a definite swipe left and screenshot to your girls if it does happen!

9. The guy with the really weird name.

You can be cute as all hell, but if your name cannot be pronounced, or is just downright weird, it's a swipe left for you.

10. The guy who made his profile strictly off of an animal.

Seriously, I swiped right to a kangaroo. There were no other photographs of this person other than kangaroo pictures. The bio consisted of: "$45 to look in my pouch, $75 to play with my rook." I didn't know this was a thing, but it did get me to swipe right.

11. The guy you finally swipe right on.

Okay, or maybe the few guys you swipe right on. Obviously, they have some redeeming qualities, even if it is just their face.

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