As summer turns into fall, if I had a dollar overtime someone asked if I was excited to go back to school, I would be able to pay my tuition. While my dread about going back to school has been lessened through the excitement of the Olympics, I can't help but groan the following questions.
1. "Are you excited about going back to school?"
Isn't it obvious? Look at how excited my face is.
2. "Have you bought books yet?"
Why would I want to blow hundreds of dollars on something I'll use once?
3. "Do you know what your class schedule looks like?"
I'm just pretending that doesn't exist.
4. "How's your summer been?"
"Thanks for asking. I worked twelve hour days for six days a week. How was your vacation?"
5. Going to the first class of the year like:
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Not ready for this.
6. "Let's just review the syllabus today."
The first day of class as it should be.
7. "Today is Syllabus Day, but we're using the entire class time."
You can't let us off early?
8. "Let's start off with a test."
This is cruel and unusual.
9. Dodging responsibilities in favor of Netflix and Chill:
Being an adult is hard.
10. "Do you know what you're going to do after you graduate?"
Is unemployment an acceptable answer?
