Everyone loves Thanksgiving, right? Or do we? It can be a very stressful time for some so now that it is over, we can all enjoy a laugh.
You wake up at the crack of dawn to help your mom start cooking.
All you want to do is sleep.
The food looks so good but your mom says you can't eat it until dinner time.
ALL I WANT IS FOOOOODD.
Then you make a mistake and decide it is time to step outside of the kitchen.
I'm gonna go.
The guests start to arrive so you are put on greeter duty.
Hi everyone. *unimpressed*
Then you see your favorite cousin arrive!!
Let the festivities commence.
But then behind them, in walks your least favorite uncle.
A year away from you is not enough, I am not excited to see you again.
Having to fake nice to everyone all the time is tough work.
So hard to pretend you care sometimes.
Then your relatives start to ask you lots of personal questions and its over.
I am out of here.
It is time to escape and hang out with your cool family.
No more pretending to smile all the time.
Your mom finally announces it is time for dinner!!!!!
TGOOOODDD!!
All the food looks glorious.
Thanksgiving should be more than once a year!
Your mom sees your plate and makes you take some veggies.
Blech, I DONT HAVE ROOM FOR THIS NONSENSE ON MY PLATE.
After stuffing your face, you go up for round two but see your judgy relatives judging you.
Stop judging me, I will eat what I want to eat.
After seven plates of the best food, it's time to stop, and you feel like you've gained 20 pounds.
*thinking about all the exercise you are going to have to do*
BUT then you hear its time for dessert!!!!
Have to make room in your stomach for the delicious pies.
Now you are really full, but now you have to live with your decision of eating your weight in Thanksgiving food.
You & your decisions = Toby, All the food = Michael
All you can do is lay down and accept your fate, death by food.
RIP ME.
But you have to say bye to all your relatives.
Until next year, relatives.
Finally, you can sleep in peace.
365 more days until the best day of the year.




























