1. TURN THE F*** UP.

I am sorry to be so blunt...but seriously if you have not gotten drunk enough that you fell asleep on your couch and didn't make it to your bed, then you need to re-evaluate! Time to go a little crazy, and by a little, I mean a lot! You might only have three weeks left of school, so time to get down to business. You have 24 days, three weekends, and 17 alcohol stores readily available and answering your every need.

2. Ditch a class.

Everyone knows you have at least three unexcused absences. Some people use these up during the first week of school, you know who you are! But, if you still have some left (lucky you), time to start using them up! Take a day off, take a nap, take a walk, go on a drive, buy a hamster, just don't go.

3. Hook up in a promiscuous place...(preferably the library).

Do you need something new in your sex life? Well, here's the answer. The school year is almost up, perfect excuse to hook up somewhere funny or riskaaaaaay. The scandalous idea of hooking up in the stacks of the library or behind the cafeteria is a fun idea. But if you talk the talk, you got to walk the walk. Get down to business! Literally.

4. Try a new adventure.

Do you do the same boring thing every weekend? Try something new! Go for a hike, try a new restaurant, do something you have never done before! If you want this year to be the best one yet, get out there and post those cool Instagram stories of your new adventure! You might not even be adventurous, but that's the whole idea of social media. You can be pretty, fun, and crazy on Facebook, but secretly be lame and boring! No one will ever know...

5. Make a new friend.

Have you gone through the whole year with the same friend group? Well, it's never too late to make a new friend. It is a scientific fact that people look better when they smile. So, instead of that resting bitch face, use those pearly whites and engage in a conversation with someone new. You never know, they could be your new best friend forever and EVER AND EVER!!!

6. Throw a house party.

Maybe you're that house that always has the blinds closed and the lights off. Time to show your neighbors who's boss! Crank up the tunes and invite everybody you know...and then everyone they know. After all, if you're gonna be a homebody, we're gonna have a house party.

7. Make out with a random boy.

I mean, c'mon! Why not?

1. You are never gonna see them again.

2. It's funny.

3. YOLO. Honestly, maybe this could be a potential future boyfriend.

8. Join a club.

Clubs are a great opportunity to meet new people and be interested and engaged in a school activity that gives you the ability to learn something and do something fun. It might be a little late in the school year, but you can just join and start off fresh next year with a club you already know you like!

9. Finish a Netflix show.

It is a sad, sad world if you haven't finished a Netflix show in college. I am actually very surprised if you haven't. Personally, I have finished five just this year. It is important to chill out, give your brain a break!

Suggestions: 13 Reasons Why, Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liars, Law and Order SVU, Friends, etc.

10. Eat your weight in food (ideally past midnight).

Still haven't gained the freshmen 15!? Trust me, it's never too late.