We have all been there: the dreaded summer semesters. No choice but to sign up and subject yourself to the torment. I've been lucky enough to avoid summer classes up until this summer when I had to take Anatomy & Physiology 2. And let me enlighten you with what you'll actually learn.

1. First day of summer classes is like the nicest day of the year, and they expect you to listen to a three-hour lecture about the nervous system. Then suddenly as your daydream of being poolside ends you realize you missed 6 pages of notes...

2. The exhaustion from the spring semester just carries over to the summer semester. And all you wanna do is sleep all day long and ignore adult responsibilities.

3. When friends call with vacation plans and you have to say no because you have an exam, you're just like

4. Studying for summer classes is a lot like being blackout drunk, waking up with your shoes on the wrong feet and your pants on backward.

5. The shortened semester makes for a faster moving class and a high blood pressure.

6. You realize in a few weeks that nothing has ever prepared you for this torture.

7. You become cynical and grumpy 99.9% of the time when you are in class and out of class. Constantly thinking to yourself, "Will this EVER end?"

8. When your friends try to understand your pain by comparing it to their summer jobs. Ahhh, at least you can leave and not do floor sets at your house. I'd take your summer job over this class any day.

9. Final exam time, almost home free. You crack open your notes and suddenly realize you have not a clue what language you're even reading. Then you bust out the calculator to figure out what is the lowest possible score you can get on the final and still pass.

10. Exams are in, grades posted. You passed and now you're like

Now you can take on the last three weeks of summer break before you have to go back and do it all over again. Yeah, I'm just a little bit bitter.