Here's ten pictures of adorable kitties I found online, with names and personalities I made up. Hope you enjoy!
1. Steven
Photo by Marko Blažević on Unsplash
Steven is 5 years old, he is a sweetheart, but he knows how to use his cuteness to get what he wants. He will purr and beg at just the right time in order to get an extra treat or a bite of his owner's meal.
2. Margaret
Margaret is 3, she is an evil cat with the claws of death, but she turns into a sweet dream when she is around anyone who is just as evil at heart as she is. No, you can't pet her.
3. Tom
Photo by Koen Eijkelenboom on Unsplash
Tom belongs to your nosey neighbor who's always out trimming his bushes so he can spy on the neighborhood. He knows the name of every pet on his street, who owns each one, and which one's are having a troubled marriage (he listens when his nosey owner, Bob, talks to himself at night, you know since Bob is single and can't find a date because he is too busy spying on the neighbors. Bob used to have a girl friend... Shelia... We liked Shelia. But, sadly, she left after she found Bob's collection of photos of her at work, out with friends, at family events, etc that Bob's P.I. had given him - from before Shelia had even met Bob... But that's for a different article. Now back to the cats....)
4. Fiona
Photo by Kristin Lopez on Unsplash
Fiona is a furry queen. She spends her days daydreaming about fish and mice, all of which she is presented by her loyal feline knights of course, as she couldn't possibly get her own paws dirty, very un-ladylike. She wears a bell so all can hear her approaching, and offer her the proper welcome into any room. She allows only the best to pet her soft fluffy fur, as to not contaminate her aura.
5. Fred
Photo by Xenia Bogarova on Unsplash
Fred is 9 years old. He has seen a lot in his days... He likes to ride around in his owner's car listening to the police scanner, and they're usually there at every call seeing as they're from a small spooky town where not much happens. Fred doesn't have any friends, but his owner's mom feeds him well when they get home for the night.
6. Denzel
Photo by Dariusz Sankowski on UnsplashDenzel is a dreamboat, every kitty on the block wants to be Denzel's counterpart. Too bad he was neutered back in '12. He has a purr that makes the female felines faint from miles away, and he can charm the biggest "dog person" out there within seconds. Denzel is the sweetest cat you'll ever meet, and definitely one you'll never forget.
7. Glitter
Photo by Makhmutova Dina on Unsplash
Glitter is the craziest 2-year-ol cat out there. She will screech a split second if you stop paying attention to her- no matter the reason. She is spoiled rotten by her family, and although every visitor to their home leaves questioning how anyone could love that cat, her family wouldn't trade her for the world. Glitter was picked out by the family's 3(now 5) year old daughter, Samantha and the two have been attached at the hip ever since. We just fear for the day Samantha begins kindergarten... which is approaching soon, very soon.
8. Scarlet
Photo by Erik-Jan Leusink on Unsplash
Scarlet is 8 months old, and she was found in an alley by a photographer who saw something in her eyes. Quite obviously, Scarlet was born to be on camera, and she is most certainly her owner's favorite model. Sweet as can be, and patient is she, Scarlet, will be a star one day.
9. Hacksaw
Photo by Ellise Verheyen on Unsplash
Hacksaw started off as your normal farm kitten, a little mean because he was scared, but he calmed down as he got to know you. Then one day, there was a big flash outside and Hacksaw was nowhere to be found. Turns out, he had been abducted by aliens, and they did some tests on him, only to later return him to the farm. Hacksaw was never the same after that day...
10. Oscar
Photo by Erik-Jan Leusink on Unsplash'
Oscar is a sleepy boy who will always use your legs and chest for warmth. He loves to eat, so if he hears you opening his food that's the only time you will ever see his sleepy little eyes pop open and he will rush to his food bowl. Other than that, he is just a sweet little booger who loves to snooze his days away.