10.
I wanted to throw this one in there because it is the only thing on the list that you can peacefully fall asleep to, or at least not tear off your own ears six hours in. It becomes background and you might have to check to see if your house is on fire several times before it's over.
9.
Why is the Rum gone? "One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me." This isn't my favorite loop, but it deserved a place on the list.
8.
Nostalgia fuels the placement of this loop, but It beats down my ears very quickly. I can usually only get an hour or two in before I have to stop. Can you make it to the end without leaving to watch an actual episode?
7.
I enjoy this little tune quite a bit. It starts to fade into obscurity before you realize you've been listening to it for three hours. I haven't finished the whole thing, but I've wasted enough of my life trying. Crank up the speed for a chuckle.
6.
Let's just say I couldn't have been a bartender at this cantina. Listening to this song for more than an hour really starts to break down my morale. I have always enjoyed the instrumentation, so it's definitely worth a listen. Plus, Star Wars!
5.
The halfway point has provided me both an enormous amount of enjoyment and frustration. It's repetitiveness gets drilled in your head, yet you get lost in the music. I have listened to this track in its entirety once, and many hours in bursts. I wanted to place this higher on the list because of the amount I've listened to it, but it just doesn't make the cut.
4.
I absolutely love this. I could listen to this for hours. (and have)
3.
What is love? It's a perfect song to just listen to drone on and on and on some more. The head bobbing gets you into the rhythm, while the lyrics spiral you down into an existential crisis, as you attempt to grasp the harsh realities of a world that might not love you back.
2.
When I wake in the morning this song is still playing. A cover of 4 Non Blondes - "What´s Up." This version speeds it up and places it in the He-Man universe.
1.
This is my favorite loop on the list. I'm listening to it right now, and chances are I'll still be listening to it 9 hours from now (yes, I've been listening to it for an hour already.) The song was artfully crafted, and the loop is timed very well. The video makes me want to dance, cry, and rescue the Hobbits. I mean, someone has to rescue Merry and Pippin.
