22 Times Titus Andromedon Said Everything You Were Thinking
Sometimes, you've just gotta get real.
"Unbreakable Kimmy Schmit" is undoubtedly the most successful and hilarious comedy about living in the aftermath of a religious cult. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the show, it begins with the discovery of what the show calls "The Mole Women." These women were abducted, forced into a cult with a single male leader, and held in a bunker for years. When they are finally rescued, the world above ground is far different from the world they left behind.
Kimmy Schmit, the star of the show (aside from Titus, that is) is a former Mole Woman trying to find her place in New York City. Titus Andromedon, her quirky sidekick, is one of a kind. His flamboyant personality leaves us as viewers with many golden nuggets of wisdom to quote.
So if you're feeling down, like no one understands you, or you're just in for a good laugh, remember Titus can do it all.
"I don't know what to say. So I'm hoping the tone of my voice makes you think I do, OK?"
"But I've already done something today!"
"I'll have a water. Two sugars."
"I don't give up on everything that I -- whatever."
"Quitters are America's unsung heroes. Without us, we'd probably still be going to the moon."
"Girl, you need to stop, drop, and roll. By which I mean stop talking, drop the subject and get me a cinnamon roll."
"I'm pretty but tough, like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ballgown."
"I can't think that far ahead. I don't even know how this sentence is going to end -- volcano."
"I've decided to live as a bed from now on."
"There are three things Titus Andromendon does not do: apologies, drag, and calculus."
"I don't want to talk about this, Kimmy. I'm being dramatical."
"I am in the midst of a personal renaissance. My finances, my love life, my eyebrow game."
"I fell asleep eating a hot pocket."
"I am an enigma."
"I'm not overreacting. I'm Lemonading."
"I can't fix America."
"I envy you. I've never been able to meet me."
"As long as it rhymes, everything will be fines."
"and you know, all my clothes double as pajamas."
"I pronounce you ridiculous."
"I've got at title, a beat, and an attitude."
"#Respectmyjourney"
No matter what conversation you're having, Titus can work his way into it. Next time you're not sure what advice to give to someone, just take one from Titus and say, "I don't know what to say. So I'm hoping the tone of my voice makes you think I do, OK?"
the 25 songs that HAVE to be on your summer playlist
Your summer is defined by your soundtrack:why make it anything but amazing? These songs will keep you and your friends grooving at any hangout.
Memories are made with two things: music and friends. Here's some help with one of those factors.
1. "Redbone" -Childish Gambino
when you hear the first hit of the drum the tears start falling.
2. "XO Tour Llif3" -Lil Uzi Vert
If your friends don't accompany you in screaming "I don't really care if you cryyyy", they're not your friends.
3. "Sober" - Childish Gambino
the lyrics make everyone depressed, but it's still a bop.
4. "Young Dumb & Broke" - Khalid
We've all personally been in this situation (still are)
5. "Plug Walk" -Rich the Kid
Never makes sense but always gives you an emotional dance break between sad songs.
6. "Ball For Me" -Post Malone & Nicki Manaj
Posty is always a great choice- and then add the QUEEN.. It's a yes.
7. "Kids See Ghosts"-KIDS SEE GHOSTS
Cudi and Kanye define Summer cookout playlist with this.
8. "Soulmate" - Mac Miller
YOU MY SOULMATE. we can all admit we just want someone to sing this to us
9. "NBAYOUNGBOAT" -Lil Yachty and NBA
the song that will make you wanna get up on the table tops and dance.
10. "Campfire"- AMINE
it's old school. it's groovy. it's Amine... what more do you need?
11. "Love me forever" - Lil Yachty
Lil Boat being sweet????
12. "Pretty Girl" -Clairo
one to sit by the pool with friends.
13. "Pink Toes"- Childish Gambino
ACT LIKE YOU KNOW
14. "Lucid Dreams" -Juice WRLD
again, one of the sad songs we all relate to.
15. "Cherry Blossom"- Jon Vinyl
one of those chill songs you stare at the ceiling to
16. "My Favorite Part"-Mac Miller
again: adorable song we all want sung to us
17. "LEMON"-N.E.R.D. &Rhianna
Just get it how ya live it.
18. "Run to the Sun"-N.E.R.D
Jazzy.
19. "Bubblin'" -Anderson.paak
a ghetto version of 007.
20. "Wanted you" -NAV & Lil Uzi Vert
from "where ya at?" you're all ears
21. "Nice for What"-Drake
Makes you want to dance
22. "DANG!"- Mac Miller & Anderson.paak
Two legends at it again
23. "KOD"-J.cole
cole always brings the hits
24. "WATCH"- Travis Scott & Lil Uzi Vert
look at ya rollie look at my rollie
25. "Really? Yeah!"-KYLE
low key fire.