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11 Best Subway Sandwiches According To Yours Truly, A Sandwich Artist Of Three Years

Did your favorite make the list?

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11 Best Subway Sandwiches According To Yours Truly, A Sandwich Artist Of Three Years

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For the past three years on-and-off, I have been a sandwich artist for Subway. It is an amazing job and needless to say, I've learned a lot about sandwiches, and let's just say not all sandwiches are equal. So in my opinion, here are the top 11 Subway sandwiches in no particular order.

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Health and Wellness

12 Ways You Can Teach Kids About The Birds And The Bees

Well, Timmy, kids are born... curious.

Orlando, Florida

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Isaac Benhesed

Kids are born curious. They have questions and need answers. The only people that can supply those answers immediately are the people they literally look up to. Parents and adults are at a loss for words when they do not know the answer. When they are faced with the dreaded birds and bees discussion, they just change the subject or leave the room. My approach however takes twelve steps and maybe this show and tell can help satisfy your child's curiosity.

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5 Things To Put Into A Pentagram To Summon Me

A brighter kind of Dark Arts.

Orlando, Florida

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5 Things To Put Into A Pentagram To Summon Me

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The pentagram is usually associated with the devil and the Dark Arts. The symbolism of the shape is also associated with the five wombs of Jesus Christ and the five elements of nature, earth, wind, fire, water, and spirit. While there are nefarious practices carried out to summon evil entities, why should the shape be excluded from summoning good things? If you could someone your friends at anytime, anywhere, just by collecting five things that represent them, that would be better than a text or a FaceTime. If you wanted to summon me, here are the five things you will need.

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4 Phases Every Pre-Med Student Goes Through the Week Before Their MCAT

First it was a year away. Then it was four months away. Now, it's one week before my MCAT and it has been a swirl of emotions

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4 Phases Every Pre-Med Student Goes Through the Week Before Their MCAT

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The MCAT is scary, eight-hour test that determines if I wasted the last three years of undergrad as a premed student, or if I will actually get accepted into a medical program. A lot of students are on the same road as me right now, and we are experiencing this emotional whirlwind. Guaranteed, these are the four phases everyone goes through the week before their MCAT

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10 Things Fast Food Workers Beg You To Stop Doing In The Drive Thru

I heard you the first three times, Susan.

Eastern Michigan University

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Kristin Madaj

As someone who has unfortunately been dealing with customers in a fast food drive-thru for 7 years now, I've had more than my fair share of weird experiences and annoying situations.

But these 10 things seem to happen way more than they should. Don't get me wrong, I'm very thankful to have a job and enjoy talking to customers and helping them most of the time, however, refraining from doing these things in a drive-thru will increase the quality of your customer service and make the experience easier for everyone. Trust me.

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Did your favorite make the list?

1. Chicken Bacon Ranch Melt

2. Subway Club

3. Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki

4. Carved Turkey and Bacon

5. Subway Melt

6. Meatball Marinara

7. BMT

8.Black Forest Ham

9. Spicy Italian

10. Steak and Cheese

11. The Feast

It's good, but not THAT good, people!

I was definitely late to the sandwich wars, but in my defense, the infamous Popeyes chicken sandwich sold out so quickly that I was only recently able to hunt down a not-so-busy location after it made a comeback.

Would I key someone's car for it? Probably not.

Well, Timmy, kids are born... curious.

1. Show them all "The Office" romances.

2. Tell them cooties are STDs.

3. Show images of the endocrine and reproductive systems.

4. Show images of the sexual organs.

5. Tell them the birds and the bees are a metaphor.

6. Tell them they may have urges.

7. Show them where babies come from.

8. Tell them safe sex is not a myth.

11. Tell them to not be absent from abstinence.

12. Tell them to be happy and healthy.

A brighter kind of Dark Arts.

1. Art.

2. Typewriter.

3. Sandwich.

4. Pin-ups.

5. Record player.

First it was a year away. Then it was four months away. Now, it's one week before my MCAT and it has been a swirl of emotions

1. Confidence

2. Discouragement

3. Panic

4. Mild Optimism

I heard you the first three times, Susan.

1. Yelling "hello" repeatedly when we don't respond in 0.2 seconds.

2. Changing how you want your food made after it's already been made.

3. Having a cell phone conversation while you are ordering.

4. Adding on complicated or long-wait items at the window.

5. Knocking on the service window when you need something after you got your food.

6. Ordering $60+ worth of food in the drive thru and holding up the line instead of coming inside.

7. Not specifying your drink.

8. Yelling "HOW MUCH IS IT?" while we are still ringing in your items.

9. Asking questions about what is on the menu when it is right in front of you.

10. Asking what's on 50 different sandwiches when you know you have no intention of buying them.

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