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9 Reasons Jake Peralta Would Be The Perfect Boyfriend, 'No Doubt, No Doubt, No Doubt'

Dating him would be so "cool, cool, cool."

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9 Reasons Jake Peralta Would Be The Perfect Boyfriend, 'No Doubt, No Doubt, No Doubt'

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Everyone should recognize the name Jake Peralta. Jake Peralta is the main character on NBC's popular sitcom, "Brooklyn Nine-Nine," and he is widely adored by the audience for his sense of humor and good intentions—even though he has a habit of being childish and messing up a lot.

But regardless of how you view Jake, there are more than a handful of reasons why Jake is a wonderful boyfriend—and why we should look for more people like Jake Peralta in our lives.

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5 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' Boyle Moments 99% Of Students Will Feel During Finals Season

"Cool cool cool."

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It's that time of year. Finals. The time where you drink an abnormal amount of coffee, the library is packed with people hyperventilating, and eight hours of sleep seems like a distant, childhood memory. Well within the finals season hell that we all know, there are people that properly express the emotions we have and the cast of "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" is an accurate representation of finals.

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Midterm Week, But It's All GIFs From 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine'

Everything is cool cool cool cool cool.

Bowling Green State University

Midterm Week, But It's All GIFs From 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine'

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As I watch "Brooklyn Nine-Nine," I find more and more relatable moments. These are moments that perfectly relate to how we all feel about midterm season.

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11 Quotes From 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' That You Need To Hear Right This Minute

Try not to laugh too hard, Scully.

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"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" is one of the hottest new comedies facing television today, with quirky characters, amazing humor, and a plot that only gets better with time. The humor of this show cannot be stopped, providing fans around the globe with quotes that keep everyone laughing. Here are some of the best quotes from the Nine-Nine.

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11 Captain Holt Gifs That 'Hot Damn!' Describe College Girls On A Saturday Night

NINE-NINE!

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Getting ready and going out to the bars or a party is always a hot mess when you are a girl in her 20s. So who better to describe this process than the stone cold Captain of the 99th Precinct, Raymond Holt. When getting ready to go out everyone is scrambling to get ready, and there's always that one friend who pre-gamed too hard, and then there's the ordeal of actually being at the bars. College is hard, y'all.

Here are 11 gifs of Captain Holt that are so you on a Saturday night.

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NOICE.

1. Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool

2. Eyes closed, head first, can't lose!

3. Title of your sex tape!

4. HOT DAMN!

5. BINGPOT!

6. You're a stage five dumbass

Dating him would be so "cool, cool, cool."

1. He is loyal.

2. He is hilarious.

3. He'll go out of his way to impress your parents.

4. He'll try out the things you like—even when he's not sure he'll enjoy them.

5. He understands when he messes up, apologizes, and tries to fix the mistake.

6. He educates himself on the issues around him and recognizes his privilege.

7. He goes above and beyond what is required of him.

8. He isn't afraid to express his emotions and be romantic.

9. His devotion knows no bounds.

"Cool cool cool."

1. That moment when you realize that exams are right around the corner

2. Then when you're reviewing in class and have no clue what's going on

3. So instead of studying you pretend everything is fine and laugh the pain away

4. But then you end up living in the library and don't know what day or year it is

5. When you walk out of the exam and can finally live life again and celebrate with your friends, no matter how bad you all did

Everything is cool cool cool cool cool.

1. Remembering all the exams you have this week, on Sunday night.

2. How you feel when all the good study spaces are taken, including your usual spot.

3. Having a breakdown right before an exam and wondering why you procrastinate so badly all the time.

4. Finding out that your friend also "forgot" to study, so you suffer together.

5. When the test isn't cumulative AND you got a study guide that actually helped you.

6. Pretending you are just fine when you walk in to class on exam day.

7. Sitting down and realizing you have no idea what the first page is asking.

8. Or sitting down and knowing exactly what you're doing, because you came prepared (lucky you).

9. When you leave after taking the exam and hear people say how "easy" it was.

10. Or you leave the exam, knowing you just did the best you could, and you are okay with that.

Try not to laugh too hard, Scully.

"Let me tell you something about Tinker Bell. Tinker Bell is a loyal lieutenant and a real thorn in the side of Captain Hook."

"Look, I didn't spend the last seven years watching your love ripen, only to have it sullied by a city hall wedding. You're getting married right here, right now."

"My Nana always said, "Bad news first because the good news is probably a lie." Fun fact: she made me cry a lot."

"Are you blackmailing me? I don't have any money, Hitchcock. I'm still paying my uncle's funeral bills. I rear-ended the hearse. It was a mess."

"He should already think you're great. Like with my dad. He doesn't need me to prove to him that Jake Peralta's the best cop in the precinct, he knows it."

"You're useless. You are completely useless. You are, without a doubt, the most incompetent detectives I've ever seen. And I am including that bomb sniffing dog that humps all the bombs."

This conversation between the best buds

"Hell, yes. It's like a Bonnie Raitt concert in here."

"Yeah, I'm my own worst enemy."

"If anything happens to Jake, I'll never forgive myself. My last words to him were, "No, you're the man."

"No, there's no one in my life. *wink* Sort of a sad thing to wink about, I realize now."

NINE-NINE!

1. When you're actually ready on time

2. When you're trying to be trendy

3. When you and your bff are finally ready

4. When the whole squad is ready

5. Flirting with boys at the bar

6. Realizing college is almost over

7. When someone else pays for your drinks

8. When your drunk alter ego comes out

9. Doing the walk of shame

10. Taking group pics

11. When your friends are blacked out the pregame

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"No, there's no one in my life. wink Sort of a sad thing to wink about, I realize now."