Oh, our beloved syllabus week. Classes are short, and consist of basically no homework, which clearly means no studying is needed. So since there are no assignments there are no excuses…. to not attend every single party that is.
You get back from summer break and finally get to be reunited with all of your friends.
new year = new adventures! Let the fun begin.
Sitting in your first class and trying your hardest to pay attention.
Officially missing summer has begun.
Household "essentials" shopping with your roommates is needed ASAP for the week.
Wasted on a budget.
Getting out of at least one of your classes early.
And then running out the door before the professor has a chance to change their mind.
But of course there is always that one professor that insists on teaching multiple chapters on the first day.
But why must they be the spawn of Satan.
Enjoying the first night out on a week day
because no papers, no tests and if you're lucky no 8:00am classes so why not?!
You get to the party…. and so much fresh meat.
*rolls eyes*
When you or one of your friends goes a little harder the first night then you all initially intended
But you only live once right?
God bless the one who gets gifted the lovely opportunity of bringing them home.
they do say what goes around comes around.
Sunday morning comes and you take a look at your syllabus for your monday morning classes only to realize you have 200 pages of reading due. RIP Syllabus week.
Syllabus week is one of the most exciting weeks of college, for obvious reasons, and when its finally time to come to terms with all the work the new semester has to offer. But all jokes aside good luck to everyone starting a new semester! May the odds be ever in your favor!
