Right now in America we are living every elementary school students' nightmare. Clowns on the lose. I am still very unsure on how this became a problem in this country, but get on Facebook or Twitter and I guarantee you will see something about a clown sighting in your state. So here is my survival guide on what to do if you hear about clowns in your town.

1. It is time to move

If you hear about a clown roaming your street then you are officially living in the wrong part of town. So pack up the moving van and get a ticket to the nearest state without a clown.

2. Invest in some protection

Now I'm not saying go out and buy out a gun store, but don't be unprepared. Carry some pepper spray, a taser, and a clown mask (so that way you can pretend to be one of them incase of an encounter.) Also make sure you have a good home security system....but honestly you should just have that to begin because safety first.

3. Get healthy

Typically most of them just stand there and wave or hold balloons, but sometimes you will see a crazy clown chasing after someone. I am honestly not sure how fast a clown is, I'm assuming somewhat fast because clown shoes seem to be pretty large, but you need to be able to out run it. So get a gym membership and start timing your mile. This tip will also help you live a healthy life as well so keep running even when this clown epidemic is over.

4. Use the buddy system

This is also a good tip to use after the epidemic is over. NEVER BE ALONE AT NIGHT. Obviously if you have 5 friends with you and you run into 1 clown then you won't be in as much odd danger. Always have someone with you late at night and I'm going to go ahead and tell you it is not a good idea to go in the creepy woods late at night to explore..so just don't.

5. Do not get out of your car if you see a clown

People come on, I've seen too many videos of people getting out of their car to get a better shot of the clown. I'm telling you that you have that perfect angle to get the clown picture in your locked car. So just stay in your parked car and do not try to beat up a clown because obviously whoever is in the clown suite is already crazy so do not mess with that. Or you can always run over the clown. Just a thought.

Just make sure to: move immediately when you hear about the clown sighting near you, purchase some weapons to protect yourself, get healthy incase you have to out run a clown, use the buddy system always, and never get out of your car. If you follow all of these survival tips then you will live a happy, clown free life. Overall just don't be dumb and avoid all clown contact at all cost. I do not know what happens if you approach a clown but I also hope to never have that happen either. Stay safe America, and God Bless.