Kim Biermann has always been my (and my dad's, but don't tell him I said that) favorite Real Housewife. Now, thanks to "Don't Be Tardy," which features her hilarious family, and her Snapchat, I feel like Kim and I are on a first name basis. Her snaps vary, including cameos from her family and their staff, shots from their envy-worthy and beautiful vacations, and promotions for her new skin care line. Regardless of what the snaps are, they're hilarious and shouldn't be missed (@kimzbiermann, you're welcome). Now, with the summer months upon us, Kim is here to help us explain how we're all feeling.
It's that time. School is out for summer.
After being in school for a long nine months, it's time for some time off. You've earned it. Kim is just as excited as you are.
Please don't make me move.
The first few days of summer are for recuperation. You might not leave the house. You might consider "getting dressed" as changing from your Monday pajamas to your Tuesday pajamas, and that is totally okay. If only Chick-fil-A delivered, you wouldn't have to leave your house at all.
We just need the bare necessities.
That's why you have to stockpile at home. From Swiss rolls to gummy bears to leftover alcohol from a year's worth of parties, you're set on the sustenance front.
The wardrobe is the biggest concern.
Ah, the first event of summer. It's time to peel off off the pajamas and put on your cutest outfit (you don't have to tell people it's from Target, but there's no shame in that).
Roommates get the final say on wardrobe choices.
You're deciding between a few different outfits, and you're working really hard to balance classy with trashy. Nothing helps that quite like a seamstress and a tape measure, but since we don't have that luxury... it's looking like your roommates will have to be the final judge.
Maybe solitude isn't so bad...
Once you get to the event, you're realizing why you've been holed up in your apartment for a week straight living off Easy Mac and peanut butter and jelly. From the outfit choices to the guest list, you're already ready to go home.
This is the time for no raegrets. Not a single letter.
In an effort to start getting out of the house more, you decide to go shopping. It's the second Friday of the month, so your direct deposit has just dropped, so you're ready to go crazy.
This is your time to shine.
At the end of the day, summer is the season of fun. So one day you're not going to leave the house all day, then the next you're going to party like it's 1999.
We all have our own personal main food groups.
When all else fails, pizza doesn't... and it delivers. If anything is going to get you out of the house, it's going to be Papa John's $5 pizza Tuesday, anyway.
Don't be tardy.
Kim, thanks for years of solo cups, one hit wonders, and bleeping expletives. It's been fun, and here's to many, many more.
