1. You don’t understand people who “don’t like chocolate”.

You’re lying. You have to be.

2. You also don’t understand vanilla cake.

It tastes like nothing.

3. No one trusts you with their chocolate.

I swear I won’t eat yours, only mine.

4. Sometimes you eat chocolate that just isn’t chocolatey enough.

People just don’t understand what you need.

5. Halloween is your favorite holiday.

SO MUCH CHOCOLATE.

6. Growing up, your favorite movie was "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"

Honestly, it's still your favorite movie.

7. You were also jealous of Augustus Gloop.

Drowning in a chocolate river sounds like a your dream!

8. You’re still waiting for a Golden Ticket.

One day your dreams will come true.

9. You prefer chocolate on Valentine's Day.

Forget the flowers and give me See's Candies.

10. Sharing chocolate is not an option.

And you get offended when someone even asks.

11. You eat frosting by itself.

It’s not gross, you’re missing out if you don’t do this.

12. Chocolate has a life span of two minutes after you buy it at the store.

Oh, no need to bag that, I’ll just eat it now!

13. You like chocolate more than you like most people.

It’s there for you when some people aren’t.

14. You like chocolate in all forms, shapes, sizes, and textures.

Cookies, cake, ice cream, you don’t care, you want it all!

15. Chocolate is part of your everyday diet.

Why would it not be?

16. You live by Forrest Gump's saying.