Can I be real for just one second? I'm not trying to judge anybody here, but the fact that somebody can call their boyfriend "daddy" makes me cringe. I would rather shove bamboo splinters under my fingernails than to hear a girl call their significant other "daddy." Here's why.

I am a full-blown daddy's girl. Anybody who knows me knows my dad is my best friend, so nine out of 10 times when my dad calls me, I'll answer the phone excitedly, "Hey daddy! How was your day?" And that should not be weird.

Listen, the real dilemma is this: the fact that "daddy" was sexualized to begin with (like why? Who started this?) makes the context of the world irreversible. Somebody will always think of that world sexually when they hear it because who could blame them? It's horrifying. Who could forget it? A "daddy joke" will always be on your Twitter feed somehow -- avoiding it is impossible.

This is my plea, though. if you're going to sexualize daddy, do you, boo, I'm not going to stop you because I can't. However, please do not judge me or other people when we call our dad's "daddy" because that's what he is. When I get married and have kids, I want my kids to be able to call there dad "daddy," because what else are they going to call him? Bro? Amigo? Homie? No. My kids will call there dad "daddy" (or dad or father) because it's tradition.

Thanks for listening.