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Statements that Will Make You Question Life

You may need to take a seat to properly deal with this one.

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As humans, we tend to think we have all the answers for whatever life throws at us. We can solve any problem and answer any question. But sometimes, certain topics do not even cross our minds, leaving us ignorant to many facts of life. Here are 10 statements that will make you question everything you thought you knew about life.

1. You can drink a drink, but you can't food a food.

As you can see, it's getting serious real early.

2. Boneless wings are the adult version of chicken nuggets.

I love both forms.


3. Sleeping in is considered lazy, but going to bed early isn't.

If I had a nickel for every time I was told I was lazy for sleeping in, I still wouldn't have a lot of money because they're nickels.

4. Teenagers drive like they don't have time and old people drive like they have all the time in the world.

Guilty.


5. More than 7 billion people will die in the next hundred years.

Well that was morbid.

6. Doctors are just veterinarians that specialize in one animal.

We're just talking animals with thumbs.

7. The female stereotype of putting your hands on your hips exists because none of their clothes have pockets.

Somebody should do something about that.

8. The word "trip" can refer to traveling a long distance successfully or traveling a short distance unsuccessfully.

Don't trip, chocolate chip.


9. On a clear day, you can see about 15 miles into the horizon. On a clear night, you can see light years away.

We're getting science-y.

And finally...


10. Instead of looking up into the sky, you are actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with gravity being the only thing holding you down to Earth.

Mind. Blown.

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