With summer just beginning, it's easy to enjoy the sunny days that are warm but balanced out by a light breeze. However, you should not forget that while college has been out for a month now, it is only June. Sadly, the heat's gonna get a lot worse - and so will your anger. These are the stages of your summer heat syndrome.

Mild Irritation

OK, so now the heat has started. But yesterday was only 75 and cloudy, so it's annoying that you now have to wear so much less clothing all of a sudden - you know that its just one day and it will go back to normal by the weekend.

Summer Body Syndrome

Why hasn't the temperature gone down? Crap! You realize the sudden temperature spike was not a false alarm. Summer is officially here and you are so not prepared. You remember that you did a lot of late night snacking during finals, so you suddenly jump up and start doing jumping jacks around your living room - that ought to do it!

Strip Down

Oh God, even the AC isn't helping at this point. Bringing a light cardigan or sweatshirt with you "in case you get cold" is no longer necessary - at all. You start to wear the least amount of clothing possible, but even you can't stop sweating.

Verbal Vomit

Not only is no one safe from the smell of your sweat, they're not safe from your foul mouth, either. You can't help it - the heat must have gotten to your brain to because if you're not having random outbursts about how angry this heat is making you, you're just saying random words.

Complaining

Everyone might be in the same boat, but this is obviously much, much worse for you. I mean its just SO. HOT.

Anger

This is it! It's the beginning of August and you are so over this heat. I mean it's bad enough that you have already had two months of this but the thought of living through all of August, the hottest month of all, sends you into a serious rage.

Physical Breakdown

So you've realized there's nothing you can do about the heat at this point. There's no escaping it, and while you'd like to stay at home with the AC all day every day, at some point you must leave and join the human race. But when you do, there is no way in hell you're be there on time, or be pleasant company.

Dramatic Water Pouring

I GIVE UP. I AM OVER THIS. HAND ME THAT WATER BOTTLE. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE MY BOSS AND I'M AT WORK, GIVE ME THE WATER.

Acceptance

Wow, I'm sweating? Thats so weird, I don't even feel it. I'm not hot at all - wow, I'm actually a bit chilly now that you asked.

Sleep

Bye.