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The Stages of Shopping at Target

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Alexandra Speight
Sep 01, 2015
Oklahoma City University
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The Stages of Shopping at Target

Target: probably the best place ever. They have everything you could ever need or want. From extremely cute yet affordable clothes, to all the gardening tools you could ever want. Every time you go, it's simultaneously a wonderful joy and a complete and utter struggle.

1. DECIDING TO GO

You are out driving around running errands and remember you are out of toothpaste at home. You see Target in the distance. Perfect!


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2. THE BEGINNING

You walk in and are instantly in a great mood. You don't know where to begin. It's so magical.

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3. PANDORA'S BOX

Once you buy clothes, accessories, or shoes at Target, there's no going back. Every time you go, you just have to look around to see if they added anything new since the last time you were here...two days ago. The clothes are cute and you have a selection of everyday, semi-formal, business casual, workout, pajamas and much more! You may already own that Target v-neck in green, but you don't have it in purple...you need it in purple.

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5. JUST LOOKING

You are mesmerized by all the different sections. Target shows you things you didn't even know you needed. Like a penguin pen, or a giant deer canvas.

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5. MAKING A DENT

When you checkout, the total is always more than you thought it would be. Oh well, the new stationary set was worth it.

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6. REGRET

You get home and discover you forgot the toothpaste you went to Target to buy...

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7. REVELATION

You may have forgotten the thing you really needed, but that just means you can go back tomorrow!

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Happy Shopping!

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