The Stages Of Dancing On An Elevated Surface As Told By The Real Housewives
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The Stages Of Dancing On An Elevated Surface As Told By The Real Housewives

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The Stages Of Dancing On An Elevated Surface As Told By The Real Housewives

When you first walk into a party and spot a great elevated surface...


But you know you're not on that level yet, so you grab you're best friend and you're like...


After a few drinks, you're ready to make moves...


But then another girl gets on there before you can...


After 10 minutes she finally gets down...


You get up there and immediately recognize that you're in your element...


Everyone's cheering you on. You're like a rock star.


You probably look something like her...


Omg, you're song just came on. They probably played it JUST for you...


You ask a random guy to take a picture of you and your BFF because you know you look so amazing...


But about 5 minutes later, you feel the table wobbling. It is almost like they didn't design it for girls to be dancing on it...



And it comes crashing to the ground...


But its okay, this has happened to you many times. You don't think anyone saw. You can recover...


Someone asks if you're okay and you respond effortlessly...


You get up and you are back on the dance floor like...


Then someone asks you how the table fell down and you're like...


But 10 minutes later, you realize they are putting the table back up!


And you know...


Elevated surfaces just can't be beat...

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