We all remember watching Spongebob when we were kids, enjoying the antics of Spongebob and Patrick who constantly get under Squidward’s skin. After re-watching it for the hundredth time I have noticed the number of times Squidward has said things that most don’t have the balls to say.
There have been a number of situations where Squidward has said what we have thought but may possibly not say out loud.
1. "Wake me up when I care"
How many times have you felt this before going to sleep? The many times where you try to fall asleep and you start to hear people shouting from outside your window.
2. "There's something I've been wanting to say to you since the day we met."
How many times has there been someone in a class, work or neighbor that you just cannot stand, and that time comes where you no longer have to see them anymore.
3. "I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today"
For those times where you get out of bed and it automatically goes from one bad to the other. The only thing you want to do after is just go back to your bed and sleep.
4. "I hate all of you"
This is a common one, how many times have you been around someone and just have a hatred for them but won't say anything to be polite and avoid confrontation.
5. "Just when I thought they couldn't get any stupider"
For when you see someone doing something dumb and then find them doing an even stupider thing, but don't want to call them out on it because you don't want to be mean, unless you're close friends, or family, then you might say it.
6. Don't say anything Squidward. Remember your karma.
This is one that most of us think of for not saying anything because they find karma coming back to bite them. How many times have you had to knock on wood before saying something because you think something bad or the opposite will happen?
7. "Please hit me as hard as you can."
This is one where you're so annoyed at someone or something that you just want someone to hit you because you think it is a dream and getting knocked out would be better than dealing with whatever you are currently dealing with.
8. "Just keep walking, Squidy."
Another common one we have all dealt with where you see something you don't want to make eye contact with them. How many times have you been driving look out your window and accidentally catch making eye contact with someone and have to quickly look away hoping they didn't catch it.
There are many situations we find ourselves in that we don't say out loud for the fear it may offend someone, Squidward is more like most people than we think and thought of when we were kids.
