New Year's Resolutions: "Do you think I'm a hypocrite? Well, you should. I wouldn't disagree with you. The road to power is paved with hypocrisy. And casualties. Never regret."
Financial Aid: "When the money's coming your way, you don't ask any questions."
Tele-Bears: "Why does everything have to be a struggle? Can't some people just say yes for once?"
Declaring your Major: "I never make such big decisions so long after sunset and so far from dawn."
Snappa & Beer Pong: "If you don't like how the table is set, turn over the table."
Heavy drinking from last night because liquor before beer, you're in the clear: "I have zero tolerance for betrayal, which they will soon indelibly learn."
Walking through Sproul in the midst of flyering: “From this moment on you are a rock. You absorb nothing, you say nothing, and nothing breaks you.”
Friends: “Friends make the worst enemies.”
Lower-Divisions: "I just hate this small-ball crap"
Upper-Divisions: "The higher up the mountain, the more treacherous the path."
Spring Admits: "When you're fresh meat, kill and throw them something fresher."
Getting A's in curved classes/Dead Week: “For those of us climbing to the top of the food chain, there can be no mercy. There is but one rule: hunt or be hunted.”
Finals Week: “I’ve always loathed the necessity of sleep. Like death, it puts even the most powerful men on their backs.”
Financial Aid: "When the money's coming your way, you don't ask any questions."
Tele-Bears: "Why does everything have to be a struggle? Can't some people just say yes for once?"
Declaring your Major: "I never make such big decisions so long after sunset and so far from dawn."
Snappa & Beer Pong: "If you don't like how the table is set, turn over the table."
Heavy drinking from last night because liquor before beer, you're in the clear: "I have zero tolerance for betrayal, which they will soon indelibly learn."
Walking through Sproul in the midst of flyering: “From this moment on you are a rock. You absorb nothing, you say nothing, and nothing breaks you.”
Friends: “Friends make the worst enemies.”
Lower-Divisions: "I just hate this small-ball crap"
Upper-Divisions: "The higher up the mountain, the more treacherous the path."
Spring Admits: "When you're fresh meat, kill and throw them something fresher."
Getting A's in curved classes/Dead Week: “For those of us climbing to the top of the food chain, there can be no mercy. There is but one rule: hunt or be hunted.”
Finals Week: “I’ve always loathed the necessity of sleep. Like death, it puts even the most powerful men on their backs.”
