When the spring semester starts, it’s cold and dark outside so it can be hard to find the motivation to get out of bed in the morning, let alone actually accomplish anything. Fortunately, with the help of SpongeBob, here are some resolutions you can follow to help make this your best semester ever.

1. I will do all of the homework and reading for my class.

4.0 semester here I come!

2. I will start the paper at least one day before the day before it is due.

Or I'll at least read the assignment first..

3. I will go to the gym at least three times a week.

You never said you had to work out, you just said you had to go.

4. I will eat more fruits and vegetables.

There are bananas in banana splits, and bananas are fruits!

5. I will attend all of my classes, even the ones where it isn’t required

Except for those excused absences- gotta take advantage of those

6. I will have more of a social life.

Having friends over and binge watching One Tree Hill on Netflix is being social, right?

7. I will get a job and actually save money.

And by saving money, I mean I won't feel guilty about buying those new shoes.

8. I will take care of myself when I am sick.

Or at least I'll mope around and keep my germs to myself.

9. I will go to bed early and subsequently wake up early.

You're totally ready to face the day!

10. I will do my laundry before I run out of clean underwear, and I will fold it.

It just might take a few days...

11. I will also keep the rest of my house clean.

I'll sweep and take out the garbage and clean the windows and...